The Adventures of Obama Man and Biden Boy

When we last left the messiah, he was speaking to the graduates of Notre Dame University. He was imparting the sublime message that killing babies was a choice and that you had to at least have a dialog about your responsibility to consider killing pre-born children so you would not have to take responsibility for them. Yes, you who have a fundamental difference with killing innocent babies, need to reconsider your view. I am sure that more than a few of those graduates regretted their choice of schools that day.

The messiah, fresh from his trail of wasteful spending has been looking for new and exciting ways to milk the citizens of this fair nation of more of their hard earned dollars by looking at taxing the health care benefits provided by employers. He had promised that these would be off limits during his campaign as the mild mannered senator from Illinois. But as Premier, I mean president of the disjointed states, he has once again flipped his view and now considers his fellow comrades, I mean citizens to be ripe for more taxes.

In the mean time, Biden boy has come up with a way to handle a national tragedy; what to do with all of those pesky deaf people. He has read about a Mayor from Toledo who suggested that they move the deaf people near the airport so those jets taking off and landing would not bother them. Biden wants to move the deaf of America nearer to perpetual construction zones and train stations. That way you can get top dollar for the real estate and ignore any complaints from those who live there. After all, they are deaf and can’t hear what you truly want to tell them.

Tune in next time for another adventure of Obama Man and Biden Boy

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