Where Ted Finally Rests

I read an article recently that the crypt above Marilyn Monroe was for sale. The owner of the crypt, whose husband currently occupies the space, was in need of cash and had placed the space up for auction. The bid opened at $500,000 and got as high as $4.6 million. The latest news was that the deal fell through but at least now I understand why.

With the death of the last Kennedy brother, the nation has lost the the lyin' of the Senate or should I say liar of the Senate. I guess both are accurate. Ted Kennedy was the least of the brothers. He did not have Jack's charisma or Bobby's drive. He also did not have the chance to spend the evening with Marilyn. Unfortunately he could not come up with the $4.6 million either.

He wanted his final resting place to be on top of Marilyn Monroe. After all his brothers had both spent time on top of her and he always wanted his turn. Now he will be forever buried in Arlington Cemetery, wanting to crawl away because that is where the real heroes of America rest. He knows that he cannot measure up to the lofty ideals of those who have given their lives for freedom. His goals in life were always to forward his socialist agenda and make us all slaves of the state. Freedom was only a word he used to rally the brainless sycophants of Camelot who held onto his coat tails, pining for the days of Jack and Jackie. Now he get a chance to see whether Ms. Kopechne was going to have a boy or a girl.

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Cobb