The Next Level of Support

This has been a great week for news that you just can’t believe. Yesterday’s Yahoo article of the day was, “Woman Sues Doctors For Child Support.” Sounds like an article of a doctor who may have become too friendly with one of the staff and ended up fathering a child. I am sure it has happened a few times in since the dawn of modern medicine. After all, we learn to play doctor as children and some people just stay at that level of maturity. But this has nothing to do with work place hanky panky. This is about a woman who has a two year old daughter and is suing the doctors that botched her abortion and missed the fact that she was still pregnant. Yes, the woman did not want the child and tried to kill it in utero. I would think that adoption was an option at the time of birth and if you did not want the child before you had it and went as far as attempted murder, asking for money now would make you an extortionist as well as well.

So here we have doctors that kill babies for a living (yes it was Planned Parenthood) being sued because they did not do their jobs well enough. That rings closely to absurd. You have a mother who instead of accepting the responsibility for her actions (I know, it takes two to tango and two to really compete) has chosen to perform her newly assumed liberty, litigation. Yes it has become the latest craze only to be supplanted by adopting children from Africa. What boggles the mind even more is she is suing one of the doctors because he failed to diagnose her as pregnant after the botched abortion. What happened? I know they stopped using rabbits due to PETA having issues with killing them to determine pregnancy. So the stick didn’t turn blue when she peed on it?

I think the father of the child should get in on the act and sue the mother for joint custody and child support. That way they can really stick the doctors with a big bill because there will be two households that need the money. Two adults can move to the life of Riley and drink the milk of prosperity because the doctors weren’t capable of killing her child when she wanted them to. This is justice come full circle. We are always looking for someone to blame and sue when there is any kind of accident. The moron who picks up his lawnmower to trim his hedges and loses his fingers is a prime example of how absurd the situation has become. Now we have people who kill babies being sued because the baby lived. I say give her a refund (unless this was paid for by the taxpayers) and tell her to get a job. Of course her job before the pregnancy may have been the problem to begin with. The article didn’t go into that much depth.

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Cobb