Brontosaurus Linked To Global Warming

The contributors to the non-sense press releases behind global environmental change have developed a new way to modify our behavior. Governmental studies indicate that the flatulence from our bovine livestock is a large contributor of methane in the atmosphere. So in other words, cow farts cause global warming. Wow, who would have thought. We are now facing the propaganda barrage that is leading us down the path towards vegetarianism. If they can fill our youth’s heads with enough misdirection to convince them that eating beef is harmful to the atmosphere and to the health of our planet, they will succeed in one of their goals. We will eliminate cruelty to animals and PETA will have saved the world from harming those cute furry creatures that God gave us to eat. I love propaganda.

So now that the link between cows and greenhouse gas has been nebulously proposed, let’s take it to the ultimate absurdity, like usual. We know that dinosaurs roamed the Earth 65 million years ago. Now since they were the rulers of land, air, and sea, they had populations everywhere. It has been shown that some dinosaurs were plant eaters. Since we have never actually seen a dinosaur eat, we will have to take that as a strong possibility since we currently have carnivores, omnivores, and herbivores. If there were herds of dinosaurs that were plant eaters and they were the dominate life form on the planet, there must have been a sizable population. Again we can only place a strong possibility on this as we have never seen herds of plant eating dinosaurs roaming the plains. Since cows are herbivores and forage for vegetation and dinosaurs would have had similar traits, then methane would be released by both.

Since there were many more dinosaurs and many species were bigger than cows (at least that is what the fossil records indicate), it would stand to reason that they amount of methane released would have been greater. So dinosaur flatulence contributed to global warming and may have caused their extinction. There may not have even been an asteroid. With all of that methane floating in the atmosphere, it must have smelled like a sewage treatment plant all the time and any lightening strike would have caused rolling fireballs. It must have been a living hell for those poor misunderstood creatures. Everywhere they went it smelled and every time it rained the air exploded.

Now, if the propaganda actually convinces our youth to be vegetarians, the main source of vegetable protein is beans. We all know the song about beans and could be facing the same fate as the dinosaurs if we are not careful.

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Cobb