How To Win An Oscar

I came as no surprise to me that former Vice President Al Gore won an Oscar statue for best documentary. His continuing foray into our cultural evolution toward socialism by portraying man as the evil polluter has earned him the admiration of liberal Hollywood brain trust; IE actors (see me read the lines and emote what I feel). Although it was a documentary, it could have easily won for a fiction short or some other made up category due to the actual factual nature of it. Since I have not seen the film, (I have had more interesting things to do with my time like clip the dog's nails and plunge the toilet) I cannot judge whether there were any facts, other than the credits but since its very topic is little less than fantasy, I should have been entered as fiction.

All one needs to do to get a statue now days is find a new and interesting way to spread the socialist agenda through film. Pound the environmental issue or go after gun control. Present the turmoil in Africa as America's fault or any other world conflict as either the interference of Americans or the lack of interference and you could win an award. It does not matter which side you present as long as a conservative member of our government looks like a bumbling idiot.

So everyone get your cameras ready. It should not be tough as nearly everyone has one on their cell phones. Make a series of shorts and piece them together. Pick from the liberal agenda list of topics to distort truth and further their communist agenda and viola, you have an entry into some film festival. From there, you get a distribution deal and submit to the academy for entry. You could be just like Al Gore and become recognized and loved by all of Hollywood. Just think, Leo or George might show up at the after party and you could get a picture with them. Oh boy.

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Cobb