Feminists Get Species Conversion
In an amazing turn of events, male fish in the Potomac River are exhibiting the characteristics of the females of their species. Scientists are speculating that it is caused by chromosomal altering chemicals that are dumped into the river. Possible sources of those chemicals have been identified as run off from farms, water processing plants, industrial waste, and storm sewers. The farms have pesticides, herbicides, hormones in the animal waste and fertilizers as their possible contributors. Water processing plant possibilities are hormones from birth control, animal growth hormone in the foods we eat and household chemicals. Industrial waste is one of those evil by-products that the rich just dump into the rivers to save money so we can easily identify that one. Storm sewers are the catchall from everyone’s yard and the petroleum by-products of our industrial age. Wow what a list of culprits.
What the article did not say is that the militant feminist movement, with the exception of the Hollywood elite, no longer has a listening audience. And where is this miracle of fish emasculation taking place? You guessed it, right there along the river that runs through our nation’s capital. Since they could not get the men of America to listen to their solid stream of verbal sewage, they have been dumping it in the Potomac River and it has through osmosis altered the fish. Since it must be so concentrated, it is not only changing their thinking, it is altering their physical characteristics. With their level on the food chain, they never had a chance. Fortunately, their life span is not that large so they can at least die soon.
Seriously, these changes are real and the source does need to be identified. Pollution, as experienced by the Love Canal and other major industrial contamination sites, presents a clear and present danger to all living organisms. In America, we take clean drinking water as a given. We have all heard of Montezuma’s revenge which is the result of a parasite in drinking water. That only makes you deathly sick. Imagine a water source that causes you to change sex. That may be fine if you live on the coast but us Midwesterners kind of like things the way they are.
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Cobb
What the article did not say is that the militant feminist movement, with the exception of the Hollywood elite, no longer has a listening audience. And where is this miracle of fish emasculation taking place? You guessed it, right there along the river that runs through our nation’s capital. Since they could not get the men of America to listen to their solid stream of verbal sewage, they have been dumping it in the Potomac River and it has through osmosis altered the fish. Since it must be so concentrated, it is not only changing their thinking, it is altering their physical characteristics. With their level on the food chain, they never had a chance. Fortunately, their life span is not that large so they can at least die soon.
Seriously, these changes are real and the source does need to be identified. Pollution, as experienced by the Love Canal and other major industrial contamination sites, presents a clear and present danger to all living organisms. In America, we take clean drinking water as a given. We have all heard of Montezuma’s revenge which is the result of a parasite in drinking water. That only makes you deathly sick. Imagine a water source that causes you to change sex. That may be fine if you live on the coast but us Midwesterners kind of like things the way they are.
Icool
Cobb
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