Redrum Again
We won. Yes the red team has won the tournament championship and for the first time since we moved back to Ohio, we are number one. I even have a trophy. Alright, it is just little league and no one is going home with a million dollars but it feels good to finally have my son on a team that went beyond the loss column. I may even gt asked to coach again next year. I never thought I would be excited about that. But enough about being a champion. There are much more serious things to discuss like my latest theory on why the weather changes.
The moon is actually pulling away from the Earth at about 3.74 Cm/year which is 1.74 inches per year. That means in the normal human life span, the moon will be a little more than 10 feet from the Earth. Since no one else has provided a plausible explanation for the quirky weather (when has there not been strange weather) we are having, I am throwing out this totally realistic scenario of lunar disruption. It is much more reasonable than man using too much fossil fuel. Are we too stupid to notice volcanoes.
So, we must first plan a reverse Space 1999. For those of you who have not watched that 1970 SciFi series, the moon is thrown out of orbit by a series of nuclear explosion on the moons surface. We started storing our nuclear waste on the moon and a freak accident caused an explosion that propelled our moon into the outer limits of the galaxy. Plausible, not even. But it was a exciting to see Catherine Schell as Maya on the screen once a week. What a hottie. Back to the absurdity I am tyring to clarify. If, we put jet engines on the dark side of the moon (I will cover this at another time) and fire them off at specific times, we can nullify the effects of the moon pulling away. Maybe if we push it closer, we can actually get back to the Jurassic period. Can anyone say velosaraptor?
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Cobb
The moon is actually pulling away from the Earth at about 3.74 Cm/year which is 1.74 inches per year. That means in the normal human life span, the moon will be a little more than 10 feet from the Earth. Since no one else has provided a plausible explanation for the quirky weather (when has there not been strange weather) we are having, I am throwing out this totally realistic scenario of lunar disruption. It is much more reasonable than man using too much fossil fuel. Are we too stupid to notice volcanoes.
So, we must first plan a reverse Space 1999. For those of you who have not watched that 1970 SciFi series, the moon is thrown out of orbit by a series of nuclear explosion on the moons surface. We started storing our nuclear waste on the moon and a freak accident caused an explosion that propelled our moon into the outer limits of the galaxy. Plausible, not even. But it was a exciting to see Catherine Schell as Maya on the screen once a week. What a hottie. Back to the absurdity I am tyring to clarify. If, we put jet engines on the dark side of the moon (I will cover this at another time) and fire them off at specific times, we can nullify the effects of the moon pulling away. Maybe if we push it closer, we can actually get back to the Jurassic period. Can anyone say velosaraptor?
Icool
Cobb
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