Illegal To Breathe
In a landmark decision that has far reaching implications for every American, the Supreme Court handed down a decision that made carbon dioxide, CO2, a pollutant. The decision was made along ideological lines with the liberal judges voting in favor of recognizing global warming and the conservative judges dissenting against the myth. We now have the highest court in the land deciding to follow the unproven, emotionally filled statements regarding changes in the Earth’s temperature. When did our court system become experts in science?
Oh, yea, that’s right. They handed down a decision a few years ago that determined that killing an unborn child was not murder. I completely forgot that our nation’s top court had already created the precedent that they were scientifically savvy by their scientifically sound dismissal that conception does not determine life. Only being born makes you a person. I am so glad they have moved past biology into ecology. What is next astrology? They are already dealing with mythology when dealing with global warming.
So be very concerned that equipped with this new found understanding that carbon dioxide is a pollutant, there will be severe side affects. Since the Supreme Court has decreed that it is a pollutant, they will be able to legislate from the bench like forced bussing, abortion on demand, imminent domain for commercial enterprises. Since you are a biological factory that consumes oxygen and exhales carbon dioxide as a waste product, you are part of the problem. I can see a few possible options for the enforced reduction of our carbon dioxide emissions.
1. They can limit the number of breaths we can take daily. Maybe we can get and exchange credits if we plant a garden or are a farmer.
2. We can be taxed on the amount of carbon dioxide we emit based on annual medical emissions testing. This gives the rich the advantage.
3. If the situation becomes too far advanced, they can euthanize the elderly and limit families to one child.
So as we get further down the path of a perfect socialist world, where everyone is equal and lives in harmony with all living things, the Supreme Court just taken away our last true freedom; the right to breathe.
Icool
Cobb
Oh, yea, that’s right. They handed down a decision a few years ago that determined that killing an unborn child was not murder. I completely forgot that our nation’s top court had already created the precedent that they were scientifically savvy by their scientifically sound dismissal that conception does not determine life. Only being born makes you a person. I am so glad they have moved past biology into ecology. What is next astrology? They are already dealing with mythology when dealing with global warming.
So be very concerned that equipped with this new found understanding that carbon dioxide is a pollutant, there will be severe side affects. Since the Supreme Court has decreed that it is a pollutant, they will be able to legislate from the bench like forced bussing, abortion on demand, imminent domain for commercial enterprises. Since you are a biological factory that consumes oxygen and exhales carbon dioxide as a waste product, you are part of the problem. I can see a few possible options for the enforced reduction of our carbon dioxide emissions.
1. They can limit the number of breaths we can take daily. Maybe we can get and exchange credits if we plant a garden or are a farmer.
2. We can be taxed on the amount of carbon dioxide we emit based on annual medical emissions testing. This gives the rich the advantage.
3. If the situation becomes too far advanced, they can euthanize the elderly and limit families to one child.
So as we get further down the path of a perfect socialist world, where everyone is equal and lives in harmony with all living things, the Supreme Court just taken away our last true freedom; the right to breathe.
Icool
Cobb
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10:56 AM
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