Remedy For Rape

In a recent sermon by a Muslim cleric in Australia, (what do you know, that is three in a row for the boys down under), the cure for rape was finally imparted to the unbelievers. Yes, little did us Christians know that the Islamic world had found a solution for the violent act of sexually assaulting women. Boy do I feel stupid. The solution was so obvious and yet, with our superior technology and social enlightenment, we have been too short sighted to see the forest through the trees. Little did we suspect that by covering a woman from head to toe, leaving no spot of flesh for a man’s eyes to lust after, we can completely and permanently solve that age old issue of rape. I am so happy that that issue has been solved. Now we can move onto bigger issues like radical Islamic ideology and terrorist suicide bombers.

Somehow, the Islamic solution fails to address the fundamental issue of rape. We have been told again and again that rape is not a crime of sex; it is a crime of violence and control. Lust is one thing but the act of attacking someone and violating their person does not appear to run in the same vein. Covering a woman with heavy cloth and veils does not solve the issue of the violence and control for “a would” be rapist. It only makes it more difficult to get her clothes off. I guess the added clothes provide the time for the rape rescue teams to get there and stop the violation. Yea, like men in the Islamic world would waste the time assisting a female in trouble. You almost get the impression that the Middle East Islamic culture would rather do without women. If it wasn’t for the need to make more men, I think they would have all the women done away with.

So now that we have the solution for stopping rape firmly in hand and know that it is a tried and true method, we should put that knowledge into action. Contact your congressman or senator and let them know we need to put the Burka Enforcement Law into effect. It would require any female past the age 5 to be covered from head to toe with heavy fabric, preferably burlap (it’s nice and itchy) when they are not inside a residence. We may also have to restrict their access to the workplace because the heavy clothes will eliminate access to many jobs. Just a tip for those out there, find a manufacturer of burlap and buy plenty of stock now. I think your boat is about to set sail.

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Cobb