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Monday, October 23, 2006

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I never thought I would be thinking about the world of high fashion. I am not one to look at the latest trends and I think that the ultra thin models are hideous. If I can see your ribs and pelvis bone, you need to eat something. I am more in line with a little meat on the bone instead of just the bone. I prefer to wear what is comfortable and has proven itself in the past as opposed to spending the money for what will be replaced in six months. I am sure that the red carpet commentators would have a field day with my daily wear but since I will never have to do the red carpet thing, it is not an issue.

One of the latest trends in the Hollywood trend setting crowd is their affinity for 3rd world children. Somehow, it has become the got to have item for today’s elite fashion crowd. It started (or at least appeared to start) with Angelina Jolie adopting her first child. It followed with a second adoption for her. Now Madonna has gotten into the act by adopting an orphaned child. I can’t wait to see who will be the next Hollywood star to want to have an orphan of their own. It must be great to get all of that publicity by adopting an unfortunate child from a 3rd world country and transporting them into the life style of the rich and famous. These kids would probably have starved and lived a miserable life had they been left to survive in their original home. With these Hollywood elites, I am not sure they will receive any better treatment on the emotional level. At least they won’t starve or wear rags.

I am thinking about seeing if my wife wants to get into this fashion trend. Yes, I am thinking about adopting a less fortunate child from one of the coastal states. It would probably have to be New York or California. I am sure that we could provide a better home with a more solid moral center. We do not have the beaches or the night clubs here in the heartland but we do have Cedar Point and the Great Lakes. We are not surrounded by people that are more concerned about the clothes we wear that how we act. They say that 1st impressions are lasting impressions but looking like a million dollars and being obsessed by the bling instead of the substance provides a definite and lasting impression. So hopefully we will be able to locate one of those less fortunate coastal orphans and become part of the latest fashion craze.

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Cobb

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