That's What I Call Global Warming

Scientists have finally confirmed that global warming is in fact a real and actual event. Unfortunately for them it is not happening on our planet but one that was recently discovered orbiting a star near the Big Dipper. It has a real case of the global warming blues. It would make even Al Gore drool in it's magnificence.

This planet is 4 times the size of Jupiter and it heats up 1200 degrees in just 6 hours. You could bake a lot of bread in an oven that size. For those who are having problems with the size of Jupiter, you could pack all of the planets in the solar system into Jupiter two and a half times. This super heated gas giant is four times larger. The planet is usually only 980 degrees but rises to a toasty 2240 as it passes 10 times closer to our sun than Mercury does. Again for those who are astronomically challenged, Mercury is the closest planet to the sun.

So there you have it. The scientific community can finally sit back and gloat that global warming is indeed a reality. The media can use these facts to distort the real picture of what is happening to fit the delusional reality that they have come to embrace. What I love is that the tree hugging community is starting to be associated with the word kook instead of truth. Americans are finally starting to realize that it is a scam and not based on science. Help spread the word. Like the planet that really suffers from global warming, it is nothing but a giant ball of gas.

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Cobb