Play Peek-A-Boo With Sarah
There has been a run on shovels in the great state of Alaska. The media has done nothing but dig up story after story about the exploits of Sarah Palin, the Vice Presidential candidate for the Republican ticket. Every day we see another convoluted attempt to create a scandal for the governor of the largest of our United States. One day she's smothering kittens with her mother's lace table cloth and the next day she's dumping toxic waste from the governor's mansion in the Yukon river. She has quite the talent for causing bizarre and interesting things to happen.
What amazes me is that they have not discovered any connection between Sarah Palin and global warming or Sarah Palin and Osama bin Laden. After all, Alaska is the land of the midnight sun and we all know that the sun is the major contributor to global warming (it is not fossil fuels or smoke stacks) or the fact that the Eskimos are a very clickish group that stay isolated from the mainstream like Al Qaida. They could this very minute be planning a terrorist attack using trained seals and killer whales that would disrupt the flow of caribou to the mating grounds, thus causing a shortage of antlers to make knife handles.
I am waiting for Sarah Palin to be involved with the historic events that have shaped our culture. I am almost certain that Ted Kennedy will say that she was actually driving the car when he murdered Mary Jo Kopechne or she was steadying the rifle for the JFK assassination. There must be a skeleton in her closet that will disqualify her as a viable candidate in this election. Despite the fact that Obama spent years following a minister that preached nothing but hate for white America or that he has less experience in a leadership role than a first term councilman in Dirt Clod, Montana. WTF!!! How can we be expected to take anything the media says as serious when they have done nothing to promote the 1st viable female candidate to the US executive branch. She's a lady, a mother, and has held the leadership role for one the 50 states. I'll take motherhood over a law degree from Harvard any day. One was earned through the school of hard knocks and one was paid for with tuition and a liberal dose of socialist indoctrination. Eh, comrade?
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Cobb
What amazes me is that they have not discovered any connection between Sarah Palin and global warming or Sarah Palin and Osama bin Laden. After all, Alaska is the land of the midnight sun and we all know that the sun is the major contributor to global warming (it is not fossil fuels or smoke stacks) or the fact that the Eskimos are a very clickish group that stay isolated from the mainstream like Al Qaida. They could this very minute be planning a terrorist attack using trained seals and killer whales that would disrupt the flow of caribou to the mating grounds, thus causing a shortage of antlers to make knife handles.
I am waiting for Sarah Palin to be involved with the historic events that have shaped our culture. I am almost certain that Ted Kennedy will say that she was actually driving the car when he murdered Mary Jo Kopechne or she was steadying the rifle for the JFK assassination. There must be a skeleton in her closet that will disqualify her as a viable candidate in this election. Despite the fact that Obama spent years following a minister that preached nothing but hate for white America or that he has less experience in a leadership role than a first term councilman in Dirt Clod, Montana. WTF!!! How can we be expected to take anything the media says as serious when they have done nothing to promote the 1st viable female candidate to the US executive branch. She's a lady, a mother, and has held the leadership role for one the 50 states. I'll take motherhood over a law degree from Harvard any day. One was earned through the school of hard knocks and one was paid for with tuition and a liberal dose of socialist indoctrination. Eh, comrade?
Icool
Cobb
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