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Thursday, September 06, 2007

Heart Warming Story

Swedish doctors have predicted that due to global warming, there will be a greater occurance of heart disease. All of this based on the comparison of the French heat wave that caused massive deaths a few years ago and the supposition that we are in a period of global warming. Yes, if your average temperature is 70 degrees and it rises to 75 degrees it will be like the living in 100 degrees for an extended period of time. Somewhere this gets lost in translation. That must explain why there are more heart attacks in the summer than in the winter (since I have no clue when the bulk of myocardial infarcions occur but there is alot of snow being shoveled from December to March.)

So once again we have scientists predicting how their predictions will affect other predictions. I really think that there is a kook central, like maybe the bat cave, with an old Radio Shack TSR80 computer and a dot matrix printer where they pump out warped ideas based on faulty premises. There are 60's hippies with ripped t-shirts and wholey jeans listening to Peter, Paul and Mary and Jefferson Airplane still trying to change the world to a better communist state. Somewhere they must have gotten a picture of the Senate and House Democrat leadership in a compromising situation (like having breakfast with a Republican) and are using it to furthe their agenda.

So we need to think out of the box on what other ways global warming will affect the world. There must be some way we can make humanity feel more guilty for the economic prosperity that we experience. Afte all, the poverty level in the US has increased. While the third world lives in hovels without electricity and indoor plumbing, walking everywhere they go, Americans watch their color TV's, talk on their cell phones and drive around in automobiles. So maybe we can blame global warming for world poverty. The correlation is that because most improverished nations lie closer to the equator, it must be because it is warmer that they are not as wealthy as the US. Global warming, yea right.

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Cobb

1 Comments:

  • Yea, but what does this have to do with rhubarb? I am looking for information on rhubarb.
    Peace,
    Gary <><

    By Blogger tiger bass, at 5:02 AM  

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