PETOP

I just read the most horrifying story about Pamela Anderson. Her kook fringe organization is trying to get the statue of Colonel Sanders removed from the capital building in Kentucky. This is in protest to the chicken processing plants that supply Kentucky Fried Chicken supposedly “abusing” the birds before they are slaughtered. What removal of the statue of the founder of the company who founded and sold the chain before he died is going to do to rectify the supposed abuse is beyond me. At best it would be a symbol of how absurd our country has become to the plight of the beasts our heavenly Father gave us to use as food. At worst it would represent how spineless our current batch of politicians in the face of celebriterrorists.

If you take this concept to its ultimate absurdity, you come up with all Americans ceasing to eat meat and anything derived from animals. I would think that eggs and cheese would be included in the mix because eggs are undeveloped chickens and milk is produced by artificially stimulating dairy animals to produce. Both of those constitute animal abuse in the eyes of those who do not understand that God has given us dominion.

That leaves us with eating only plants. I find that to be an unpleasant concept. A nice juicy New York strip steak, medium rare trumps any vegetable dish I can think of. I don’t think they can do that with tofu. If you take the abuse to the next level, you could say that farmers, forcing plants to grow in the methods they use to produce them, forcing fertilizer on them and using machinery to harvest them is cruel to the plants. They should be able to grow as they want without the interference of man. Our only place in the whole process would be to pick up the fruit or vegetable once it has fallen from the plant. Anything else could be harmful to the plant and shorten its life unnecessarily. That would eliminate most of the food derived from plants I can think of.

This kook fringe appears to be concerned with the extinction of man. Apparently we do not deserve to live and should all die so the animals and plants can once again rule the Earth. So let’s all get together and join my new organization, People for the Ethical Treatment Of Plants, PETOP, and strive to make ourselves extinct. Now, since we are not concerned with harming humans, we will make the Vegans extinct first. Do you like you dirt medium or well done?

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Cobb